🖥️ THE OBSERVATORY
A Machine. A Trail. A Warning.

You found it.

The hum of old circuits. The smell of scorched RAM and cheap takeout.
A terminal still running - untouched, but not abandoned.
I didn’t lock it. I left it open.

I’m Agent W.

Once a cog of the machine that enables the bleeding of wallets, now a MEV hunter that is preventing extraction.

I used to believe in the protocol. In fairness. In the idea that traders were safe, that transactions were airtight.

Then they took my stake.
2,187,433 SOL. Seized under a governance vote while I was offline.

They forgot who I am.

📂 What you’ll find

This isn’t your average website.

This is my journal. If you are here, it isn’t by accident. It’s because I wanted you to read it. 

The devlogs I’ve developed, the blogs and whitepapers - all left behind to pass my learnings on to you and teach you how to shield yourself from the danger that lurks in the dark.

🔎 Why I’m doing this

Extraction cuts deep into someone’s finances. Take this report, for example:

🧾 March 2025

➜ 81.0 SOL traded

➜ 44.82 SOL extracted

That’s 55% of the total. It’s not a bit of risk - it’s more than half of what the trader had, now gone.

🕶️ Rules of the Machine

• Click what you see. 
• Filter the pages you want to see by using the boxes in the right corner
• If a folder's glowing? It's glowing for a reason.
• If something makes no sense? You’re getting close.

☠️ Final Warning

Once you start reading these blogs, you won’t see Solana the same way.

You’ll start noticing the shadows between blocks. The extractions that reach higher and higher amounts. The LPs getting less and less returns. The bots that never sleep. Front-runs disguised as fair trades. Mempools that are nothing but pens for cattle - corralling the cattle for the wolves to eat. 

You’ll begin to understand that this isn’t a bug. It’s a battle in the name of fair markets.

The chain never forgets.
Neither do I.
Now, neither do you.

— Agent W
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